fair warning
“You remember radiotelephones? very expensive.”
One captain tells of being on a boat with his crew in Cape May when the following dialogue was overheard on a channel that a radiotelephone was using. The call was from a commercial fishing boat that often stays out for weeks at a time, from a man on the boat to a woman onshore.
Husband: ”Hon, there’s fish. I think we’re going to be a few more days out here.”
Wife: “Well…I’m having sex on friday. If you want to be there for it. Your call.”
thank you, Capt. JJ!
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I’m thinking Joe may be the first with a good comment here, hopefully
so . . . was this call made on a sunday or a thursday? and did . . . nah, i’m not gonna say it . . .
Say it
I remember seeing a report about a guy on water skis behind a speeding trawler
i should know never to ever write something like i did . . . because the build up is so great that eventual release (here i go again!!:) will be . . . underwhelming. however . . . let’s at it: i wondered whether radiotelephony sex was a chronological precursor to just plain phone sex, and then whether semaphoresex had ever . . . been attempted . . . signal lamp sex . . . like fireflies. smoke signal sex. . . . ok, i said it.
I’ve got to think fireflies have a good time. They always fly around in a daze. The afterglow…
Oh la la! you did some pretty warm posting here…
LOL !
Aloha from Waikiki;
Comfort Spiral
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Oh, utterly delightful. Start my day off laughing. Thanks.
Excellent story accompanied by excellent pics!
Back in the day on subs when we went out for months at a time, wives got to send “familygrams” — 20 word messages (no replies, radio silence…) — about once every three weeks. They were censored: no obscenity, no innuendo, no smut (and that’s the only thing what we really wanted!)….
Every sub copied every message, so nothing was private.
One I remember was: “Can’t wait for you to get home. There’s something I want to get straight between us.”
THAT is funny.
Greetings, Bowsprite! As always, making me laugh. Thank you.